I’ve often wondered to myself “If Spinach were in a video game or visual novel, what would his character theme be?” Something like this has to properly match a character in tone, mood, flow and setting.
And I suppose upon careful consideration, it would be this.
…Hmm? Oh, don’t mind me, I’m being a fucking faggot and typing out loud.
A moment’s silence for the Wii U, if you please.
Where did the Poneh go after he picked up some spinach?
So we’ll take a popular thing and push it in the direction it was meant to never go.
“Your just afraid of change lol”. Fuck you, hypothetical person. I can handle change, but this is EA-tier shit. This is exactly what the big F was steering away from.
I wonder if the Star Wars fandom has an opening for a character critic…
I just passed that thread, Anonymous. Don’t think I don’t know why you asked.
To be honest, she’s not the crappiest piece of shit I’ve ever seen (But that’s a pretty tough position to beat, “Neon Boom” currently holds that). At the very least it avoids the worst mistakes of putting horrbly clashing colours together, being an alicorn, dark and edgy, being Lord Anders and oversaturating/undersaturating/both. It would be better if it followed a theme though, as opposed to an Autumn-ish colourscheme. Still, you have to take into consideration that this is a mascot, not a serious OC. Mascots don’t have a backstory or fourth wall to be confined by, if you take Tracy into account.
So the bottom line is, she’s not shit. But neither is she good. She’s almost alright. Though she is NOT the cutest Galacon mascot there ever was. (Despite being the only entrant). That title actually belongs to…
Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!
(Disclaimer: I am not at all biased by the fact that she is German, the natural enemy of the English. The fact that we whooped their asses in the war is totally irrelevant)