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justyouraveragehaggis:

mooglemisbehaving:

jackthevulture:

Tell me these movies are just dumb comedies.  Tell me Po is just a stupid Panda.  Tell me.  I will fight you.

Kung Fu Panda is about a character with legitimate low self esteem issues who is mocked and ridiculed by the people he looks up to.  No matter how hard he trains, he doesn’t believe in himself until he discoverers that there is no “secret ingredient” that will make him great, because HE is what makes himself great. 

Po: There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you.

Oh my everlasting Primus, THIS.

This scene right here hit me like a punch to the gut. I thought I was gonna start crying in the theater, because that was ME up there. Someone, whoever wrote those lines, understood what it felt like. To go through life fat and clumsy, a walking punchline. To not know what pretty or strong or popular or good at something even feels like, and what other conclusion can you come to but that you are worthless?

Until… Shifu gets his head out of his ass, turns his thinking around, and starts training Po in ways that are useful to Po. Until Po finally gets the chance to apply the passion he’s always had and the kung-fu-nerdery he’s been amassing since he was little. Until Po becomes a master in his own time, in his own way, and saves the world without having to lose a single ounce to do it.

That was the second punch to the gut for me. Po doesn’t slim down and become buff. He still gets out of breath climbing stairs. He’s a giant awkward nerdapalooza and he’s pretty much always hungry. He’s still the same fat kid he always was, and the change, the miracle, is that that’s okay. He doesn’t have to not be a fat kid in order to be worthy.

I don’t know why Kung Fu Panda doesn’t get more love than it does. It should be our banner, y’all.

Kung Fu Panda was one of the first movies I EVER saw where the main character was fat and clumsy and awkward, basically a giant dork, but those things weren’t changed or gotten rid of during his hero quest. No one took him seriously because of them—not even himself—but it turns out that all the things about himself he was always embarrassed about did more to make him a hero and an essentially good person than training with the most skilled practitioners of martial arts in the country ever did. Normally, the fat or awkward or dorky protagonists turn out completely different by the end, at least in appearances if not personality.

When KFP came out I was still very insecure about my weight and my personality. I’ve been chubby, awkward and nerdy since my childhood, and I’d tried everything to fit in with other people—from karate classes and straightening my hair to desperately vying for popularity. But from the start of this movie, I LOVED Po, and I identified more with him than I have with any other character. And watching this scene, and all the other scenes afterwards, watching Po and everyone around him realize that he was strong and brave and good exactly the way he was, I realized the same about myself. That’s an important lesson for EVERYONE, regardless of age.

Did anyone else notice that it was BECAUSE of his fatness that he was immune to the nerve-pinchy thingy? That’s something I found interesting.

There’s room for every body type in a fighter. Skinniness is good for speed. Muscle is good for strength. Fatness tends to be good for defence. That’s why most fat guys make excellent tanks.

Po’s the Tank. Every team benefits from one.

spinachcritic:

ponies-against-bronies:

Bronies are going to draw porn of this pony

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And it’s bothering me a lot. 

EDIT DUE TO REQUEST: This is Sylvain LeVasseur-Portelance’s OC, the voice actor of this pony.

Going to, you say?

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UPDATE

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In short: Bad OC’s mother says she jumped the gun a little, that his creator is actually cool with the porn and she apologizes.

Drama averted. Thumbs up, Marie-Anne LeVasseur and son. Your creation may be shit, but at least your attitude isn’t.

ponies-against-bronies:

Bronies are going to draw porn of this pony

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And it’s bothering me a lot. 

EDIT DUE TO REQUEST: This is Sylvain LeVasseur-Portelance’s OC, the voice actor of this pony.

Going to, you say?

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

THANK YOU.

I should not be allowed near this game.

I should not be allowed near this game.

novaprince:

Oh so true. People just take the easy way out and blame them.

How dare you imply I’m not a lawyer

novaprince:

Oh so true. People just take the easy way out and blame them.

How dare you imply I’m not a lawyer

twinnytails:

2nd version for spinachcritic  (late birthday present edit)
1st version

see this is the person what done it

twinnytails:

2nd version for spinachcritic  (late birthday present edit)

1st version

see this is the person what done it

Best of Autocorrect

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

Thanks, Twintails.

Thanks, Twintails.

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; (etc.)

And this is why we still need feminism.

Ah, this guy again. That guy is fucking hardcore, whatever you think.
"I’m standing in front of literally billions of females, most without clothes on… Imagine the outcry if I pulled out my dick. Fuck it, I’m going for it."
From the look on his face he seems to think it was worth it

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:

This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; (etc.)

And this is why we still need feminism.

Ah, this guy again. That guy is fucking hardcore, whatever you think.

"I’m standing in front of literally billions of females, most without clothes on… Imagine the outcry if I pulled out my dick. Fuck it, I’m going for it."

From the look on his face he seems to think it was worth it

So it’s that time of year again…

So it’s that time of year again…

grafics: There's an event I want to go to which is this June.
grafics: I'd need a fake-ID that says I'm a month older than what I really am just to get in.
Spinach: Just be yourself
Spinach: They'll think you're the King of Mongolia
grafics: Mongolia didn't have kings.
Spinach: But do they know that? I think not.
thestormscrolls:

felicityredbarrow:

sappire-charizard:

six6vi:

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

i have taken EMT training and all of this is correct

I’ll never be in that situation where I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
Make sure you aren’t either.

thestormscrolls:

felicityredbarrow:

sappire-charizard:

six6vi:

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.
They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

i have taken EMT training and all of this is correct

I’ll never be in that situation where I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

Make sure you aren’t either.

forsakenlullaby:

mojavemercenary:

whitepainteddahlia:

askyesman:

forsakenlullaby:

etainthepriestess:

sarsaparillakisses:

[[ alright in the midst of all of this a few things have come to my attention involving #stocksteak and id like to make a psa of sorts….