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I should not be allowed near this game.

I should not be allowed near this game.

novaprince:

Oh so true. People just take the easy way out and blame them.

How dare you imply I’m not a lawyer

novaprince:

Oh so true. People just take the easy way out and blame them.

How dare you imply I’m not a lawyer

twinnytails:

2nd version for spinachcritic  (late birthday present edit)
1st version

see this is the person what done it

twinnytails:

2nd version for spinachcritic  (late birthday present edit)

1st version

see this is the person what done it

Best of Autocorrect

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

Thanks, Twintails.

Thanks, Twintails.

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; (etc.)

And this is why we still need feminism.

Ah, this guy again. That guy is fucking hardcore, whatever you think.
"I’m standing in front of literally billions of females, most without clothes on… Imagine the outcry if I pulled out my dick. Fuck it, I’m going for it."
From the look on his face he seems to think it was worth it

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:

This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; (etc.)

And this is why we still need feminism.

Ah, this guy again. That guy is fucking hardcore, whatever you think.

"I’m standing in front of literally billions of females, most without clothes on… Imagine the outcry if I pulled out my dick. Fuck it, I’m going for it."

From the look on his face he seems to think it was worth it

So it’s that time of year again…

So it’s that time of year again…

grafics: There's an event I want to go to which is this June.
grafics: I'd need a fake-ID that says I'm a month older than what I really am just to get in.
Spinach: Just be yourself
Spinach: They'll think you're the King of Mongolia
grafics: Mongolia didn't have kings.
Spinach: But do they know that? I think not.
thestormscrolls:

felicityredbarrow:

sappire-charizard:

six6vi:

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

i have taken EMT training and all of this is correct

I’ll never be in that situation where I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
Make sure you aren’t either.

thestormscrolls:

felicityredbarrow:

sappire-charizard:

six6vi:

Just in case

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.
They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

IMPORTANT

i have taken EMT training and all of this is correct

I’ll never be in that situation where I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

Make sure you aren’t either.

forsakenlullaby:

mojavemercenary:

whitepainteddahlia:

askyesman:

forsakenlullaby:

etainthepriestess:

sarsaparillakisses:

[[ alright in the midst of all of this a few things have come to my attention involving #stocksteak and id like to make a psa of sorts….

wicked-at-heart:

Dark Skyes CANCELLEDAnd it feels so good.

Sweet.

wicked-at-heart:

Dark Skyes CANCELLED
And it feels so good.

Sweet.

Happy Prank Day, you bunch of tasteless plebs.
Don’t talk shit about wizards.
Seriously.

Happy Prank Day, you bunch of tasteless plebs.

Don’t talk shit about wizards.

Seriously.

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a hard tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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growlithe-s:

askloki-supervengers111:

supernatural-fandomiser:

thorki:

askloki-supervengers111:

homovikings:

oh man :(
i, for one, am excited to see what danny devito will bring to the table. i hope he and chris hemsworth have good chemistry

You son of a bitch ^. This is fake. First off, tom loves Loki so much and said that he could go on for 9 movies if they’d let him. Second of all, marvel is not stupid enough to recast Loki and lose all that money. I hope there is a special place in hell for you.

askloki-supervengers111

i hope you’re right about it being fake. I just cried so much when i read that tweet. i though to myself “They’re making that thing play LOKI? NO FUCKING WAY. NO. LOKI IS SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL WHICH MEANS HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE TOM HIDDLESTON” I did not mean offence to the Danny dude, but that just made me very upset that someone would do this. Tom is Loki and if he decides to leave, Marvel should just quit making the movies. There’s no Marvel if there’s no Tom

See I’m not the only one who got upset by this. So stop saying “it’s a joke, chill.” Because it wasn’t funny!

i cant believe tumblr is a real site

The next time someone disagrees with me that Tumblr is full of stupid, overdramatic morons, I will show them this.

growlithe-s:

askloki-supervengers111:

supernatural-fandomiser:

thorki:

askloki-supervengers111:

homovikings:

oh man :(

i, for one, am excited to see what danny devito will bring to the table. i hope he and chris hemsworth have good chemistry

You son of a bitch ^. This is fake. First off, tom loves Loki so much and said that he could go on for 9 movies if they’d let him. Second of all, marvel is not stupid enough to recast Loki and lose all that money. I hope there is a special place in hell for you.

askloki-supervengers111

i hope you’re right about it being fake. I just cried so much when i read that tweet. i though to myself “They’re making that thing play LOKI? NO FUCKING WAY. NO. LOKI IS SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL WHICH MEANS HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE TOM HIDDLESTON” I did not mean offence to the Danny dude, but that just made me very upset that someone would do this. Tom is Loki and if he decides to leave, Marvel should just quit making the movies. There’s no Marvel if there’s no Tom

See I’m not the only one who got upset by this. So stop saying “it’s a joke, chill.” Because it wasn’t funny!

i cant believe tumblr is a real site

The next time someone disagrees with me that Tumblr is full of stupid, overdramatic morons, I will show them this.